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+115 Hilarious Funny Monday Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh

Have a bad case of Mondays? Me too… I’m actually posting these funny Monday quotes on a Monday believe it or not. Monday quotes like these help me start the week on the right foot, so I hope they help you too!

These funny Monday quotes will put you in a good mood and help you feel ready to conquer the week! 😉

Let’s get into these funny Monday quotes.

Monday Funny Quotes:

1. “I hate Mondays, but if I had to pick a favorite day of the week, it would be Monday. Because that’s when the week starts and I still have hope.”

2. “Monday is a basic b*tch.”

3. “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

4. “Monday is a cruel reminder that the weekend has ended.”

5. “I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them.”

6. “I’m not a morning person, but if I had to wake up early on a Monday, I’d want to do it in Paris.”

7. “Monday is the day when reality hits you in the face like a wet fish.”

8. “Monday is a good day to start dieting because it’s too far from the weekend to cheat.”

9. “I have a case of the Mondays…and the Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.”

10. “Monday is the day when even coffee needs coffee.”

11. “Monday is the day when you realize that the weekend was just a warm-up.”

12. “Monday is the day when you realize that your weekend dreams were just a fantasy.”

13. “I’m not sure if I hate Mondays or if I just really love my bed.”

Relateable Monday Quotes:

14. “Monday is the day when you have to put on your big girl pants and deal with it.”

15. “Monday is the day when you realize that you forgot to do everything you said you were going to do over the weekend.”

16. “Monday is a fresh start. It’s like a new year, but every week!”

17. “Monday is the day to be a little bit crazy and a lot of fun.”

18. “Monday is the day to start your engines and begin the week with a bang!”

19. “Monday is the perfect day to start planning your next weekend adventure.”

20. “Monday is the day to be productive and have a little bit of fun along the way.”

21. “Monday is the day to start the week off right – with a smile and a positive attitude.”

22. “Monday is the day to embrace the chaos and have fun with it.”

23. “Monday is the day to be a little bit silly and have some fun.”

24. “Monday is the day to make the most of every moment and have a little bit of fun along the way.”

25. “Monday is the day to tackle your to-do list with a sense of humor and a positive attitude.”

Monday Coffee Quotes:

26. “Monday is a new beginning. Coffee cheers you up on Monday morning and provides much-needed caffeine to get your day going!” – Unknown (source: Uncommon Quotes)

27. “I can’t function without my morning cup of coffee.” – Unknown (source: Uncommon Quotes)

28. “It’s a new day, and it is perfect. I’m ready to greet the world with my coffee in hand.” – Unknown (source: Uncommon Quotes)

29. “There’s nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning, and Mondays are no exception.” – Unknown

30. “Monday mornings are better with a cup of coffee in hand.” – Unknown

31. “Coffee is the perfect companion for a Monday morning.” – Unknown

32. “Monday blues can be cured with a strong cup of coffee.” – Unknown

33. “Coffee and Monday mornings go hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly.” – Unknown

34. “Coffee is the fuel that gets me through Monday mornings.” – Unknown

35. “Monday mornings are made better with a fresh cup of coffee.” – Unknown

Monday is the day to…

36. “Monday is the day to set yourself up for success throughout the entire week.” – Unknown

37. “Monday is the day to unleash your inner superhero.” – Unknown

38. “Monday is the day to start your week with a smile.” – Unknown

39. “Monday is the day to start fresh and set new goals.” – Unknown

40. “Monday is the day to take action towards your dreams.” – Unknown

41. “Monday is the day to start your week with a positive attitude.” – Unknown

42. “Monday is the day to be productive and get things done.” – Unknown

43. “Monday is the day to start your week with a bang!” – Unknown

44. “Monday is the day to start your week with a grateful heart.” – Unknown

45. “Monday is the day to start your week with a new perspective.” – Unknown

46. “Monday is the day to start your week with a smile on your face.” – Unknown

47. “Monday is the day to focus on your goals and make them happen.” – Unknown

48. “Monday is the day to start your week with a sense of purpose.” – Unknown

49. “Monday is the day to be excited about the possibilities of the week ahead.” – Unknown

50. “Monday is the day to start your week with determination and motivation.” – Unknown

51. “Monday is the day to take charge of your life and make things happen.” – Unknown

52. “Monday is the day to start your week with a positive mindset.” – Unknown

53. “Monday is the day to be inspired and inspire others.” – Unknown

Quotes That Rhyme With Monday:

54. “Monday, Monday, don’t be a bummer. Start the week with a smile and conquer.” – Unknown

55. “Monday, Monday, a fresh start to the week. A chance to make progress and reach your peak.” – Unknown

56. “Monday, Monday, the start of the grind. But with hard work and focus, success you will find.” – Unknown

57. “Monday, Monday, the day to be bold. Take on challenges and break the mold.” – Unknown

58. “Monday, Monday, the start of the race. Keep your eyes on the prize and set the pace.” – Unknown

59. “Monday, Monday, the day to make a plan. Set your goals high and take a stand.” – Unknown

60. “Monday, Monday, the day to be brave. Face your fears and pave the way.” – Unknown

61. “Monday, Monday, the week is ahead. Make the most of it and don’t be misled.” – Unknown

62. “Monday, Monday, the day to be strong. Keep pushing forward and you’ll never go wrong.” – Unknown

63. “Monday, Monday, the day to be great. Believe in yourself and conquer your fate.” – Unknown

Quotes About Boring Mondays:

64. “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson

65. “This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.” -Unknown

66. “Mondays are the beginning of the workweek, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year.” – Unknown

67. “Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.” – Unknown

68. “Mondays are the black holes of the week. They suck up all the fun and energy and leave you feeling drained.” – Unknown

69. “Monday is the day to be productive, but it’s hard to get motivated when you’re still recovering from the weekend.” – Unknown

70. “Mondays are the worst. It’s like getting back to work after a vacation, only there was no vacation.” – Unknown

71. “Monday is the day to face the music and get back to reality. It’s not always easy, but it’s necessary.” – Unknown

72. “Mondays are the day to pay for the weekend. It’s like a hangover without the fun.” – Unknown

73. “Monday is the day to get back into the grind, but it’s hard to get excited about work when you’re still dreaming of the weekend.” – Unknown

Motivating Quotes About Monday:

74. “Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier, and healthier life.” – Germany Kent

75.“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.” – Unknown

76. “Monday is a day to start a new beginning and not a day to start a new ending.” – Zig Ziglar

77. “Monday is a great day to have a great day.” – Unknown

78. “Mondays are the start of the workweek which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck

79. “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste

80. “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.” – Unknown

81. “Monday is a day to grab opportunities by the horns and enjoy the ride.” – Unknown

82. “Monday is the day to unleash the potential within you and to achieve your dreams.” – Unknown

83. “Monday is a chance to start a new week, to set a new tone, and to accomplish new goals.” – Unknown

84. Monday is a good day to have a great day. – Unknown

Quotes about the days of the week:

85. “Each day is a new opportunity. Yesterday is over and today is a new day – use it wisely.” – Unknown

86. “Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath, smile, and start again.” – Unknown

87. “The day is what you make it! So, why not make it a great one?” – Unknown

88. “Monday is a fresh start, Tuesday is a day of progress, Wednesday is halfway there, Thursday is almost there, Friday is a celebration, Saturday is relaxation, and Sunday is reflection.” – Unknown

89. “Every day is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.” – Unknown

90. “Monday is the day to set the tone for the week ahead.” – Unknown

91. “Tuesday is a reminder that the week is still young and there’s time to make things happen.” – Unknown

92. “Wednesday is the hump day – halfway there, but still a long way to go.” – Unknown

93. “Thursday is the day to push through and finish strong.” – Unknown

94. “Friday is the day to celebrate the end of the work week and the start of the weekend.” – Unknown

95. “Saturday is the day to relax, recharge, and refuel for the week ahead.” – Unknown

96. “Sunday is the day to reflect on the past week and prepare for the week ahead.” – Unknown

97. “Every day is a new opportunity to be better than the day before.” – Unknown

98. “The days of the week are like a staircase – each one takes you closer to your goals.” – Unknown

99. “The days of the week are a reminder that time is precious and every day counts.” – Unknown

100. Mondays are the start of a new adventure. – Unknown

101. “I really need a day between Sunday and Monday”

102. “I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.”

103. “If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”

104. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”

105. “I and Monday are not compatible: she wants me to wake up and smile and I just want the weekend to come fast!”

106. “Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”

107. “Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”

108. “Monday again? Is it every week now?”

109. Even if Monday and Thursday switched places, I would still hate Monday.

110. I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.


I really hope these Monday funny quotes gave you a good laugh! Which was your favorite??

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